Builds, automation, Linux, games, embedded work.
The work history, skills, and project context are in the professional profile.
Read the factual profile ↗JUHAPEKKA PIIROINEN / OFFICIAL UNNECESSARY ADVERT
20 professional yearsComputers since 1989
I built the work.
Then I had to build a website about the work.
I'm an "engineer". I’ve spent twenty professional years making software and systems work. Now I apparently need a CV, a LinkedIn profile, a portfolio, and this landing page to explain that I can make software and systems work. No do prdele.
The facts are real. The personal-branding enthusiasm is simulated.
01 / FACTS BEHIND THE NOISE
There is a real person
under the adjectives.
My professional work began in 2006. I was already making things with computers in 1989. The years do not need inflating; apparently the sentences do.
AmoosedWeb is an actual experiment.
It carries a second, verified site experience inside media a website already serves.
How the product works ↗Yes, there are instructions.
Compiler guides, downloads, agent skills, privacy, and limits have their own plain pages.
Read the technical guide ↗02 / PERSONAL BRANDING DEPARTMENT™
The CV translation desk.
Choose a real engineering task. Watch a deterministic local script turn it into a sentence that sounds like it has attended too many meetings. No CV upload, AI request, cookies, or tracking.
CORPORATE AI / SIMULATED
I drove a strategic build reliability transformation across the software delivery lifecycle.
Same work. 400% more adjectives. Percentage fictional.03 / THE UNNECESSARY CAMPAIGN
One portfolio.
Three other adverts.
These related domains parody the CV and LinkedIn performance. Each also demonstrates AmoosedWeb with a separate media-carried edition.
01 / THE APPLICATIONDo piče.
Another CV.
One more page.
to prdele.
Another CV.
An editorial dossier and local CV translator.
VISIT PIČA.COM ↗02 / THE BRAND20 years.One more page.
The AI Personal Branding Machine and the public invitation to the next site.
VISIT JETOMRDKA.COM ↗03 / THE FILTERMy CV wentto prdele.
A fictional recruiter compatibility scanner.
VISIT PRDELE.COM ↗The tools are jokes. The career and the AmoosedWeb mechanics are described separately and plainly.
04 / THE REAL EXPERIMENT
A second experience
inside the first.
AmoosedWeb embeds a separate website experience in existing images, audio, video, and other media. The ordinary site still works. A compatible browser, extension, or shared invitation can open the verified second edition. Public keys and shareable QR invitations do not authenticate a person.
05 / TRANSPARENCY, FOR ONCE
Yes, I used AI to help make this advert.
AI helped with ideas, copy, code, and documentation across these sites. It did not give me the experience in my CV. Using the tool is practical; pretending polished adjectives are proof of engineering would be na hovno.
Read the factual profile ↗
06 / FINAL APPROVAL
Ruma approves. Barely.
“My human built a website to sell himself, then three more to explain why. Je to na hovno. Still, if selling himself keeps my bowl full, I approve. Try selling me for sračky and giggles, and I’ll bury his entire personal brand in the litter box.”
— Ruma, official approver and definitely not for sale
IF YOU CAME FOR THE CV, YOU FOUND A WEBSITE ABOUT WHY THE CV NEEDS A WEBSITE.